1.) Before there was anything, there was bacon. 2.) Bacon thought this was pretty boring. 3.) So, Bacon said "Let there be stuff.", and there was stuff. 4.) Now this wasn't as boring as it had been, but it was still pretty boring. 5.) Bacon wanted stuff that moved, so Bacon said "Let there be stuff that moves." 6.) This was also less boring, but Bacon was still unsatisfied. 7.) Bacon thought, "Yeah, they move, but they're stupid. They just run around and make noises and grunt at each other." 8.) So Bacon said "Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese!"
That's it for today folks. Have a Mabon party to go to tonight, and must get to baking!
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese!