Seriously. Maybe I'll pretend to be from...Australia. Still in the commonwealth, but with kangaroos!
If any of you haven't heard, the Vancouver Canucks lost the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins yesterday. I mean, seriously. It's hockey. No matter how much you like hockey, it's not the end of the world, is it?
I was in disbelief watching live streaming video of the riots last night. Actually, I'm lying. It happened when they didn't get the cup in 1994, too. Actually, this probably would have happened even if the Canucks had won the cup.
So today I'm somewhat embarrassed to be Canadian. Seriously, we aren't all like this. I promise. Will you take bribes? I'll bake you cookies! In any case, lets just hope everyone made it out of this alive and that there wasn't too much looting. Hopefully the insurance companies won't be difficult about it. Is there such a thing as riot insurance? **Update: Apparently there were no deaths, thank the Gods. Multiple injuries and a few people in critical condition, though.
I think that's it for today, I'm to disgusted with my fellow countrymen to properly write anything.